We need a skilled Game Programmer to waltz into the abyss with us and help build a prototype of an idle/sim game. You'll fearlessly help lead the development of a full-featured prototype, collaborating closely with us to bring many messed-up ideas to reality. This will be a contract job with little or no chance of a bright future, but it will provide a paycheck and hopefully not suck to work on. 

Requirements:

• Proficient in Unreal Engine 5, with a strong understanding of its advanced features and tools
• Experience shipping at least one title (AAA experience not required, but y’know, appreciated), with a demonstrated ability to tackle complex programming challenges.
• Familiarity with advanced idle and simulation game mechanics, including minigames and more complex game systems
• Ability to work efficiently and autonomously, taking ownership of technical aspects and contributing to overall project direction
• Strong problem-solving skills and attention to detail, particularly in optimizing game performance and implementing advanced gameplay features
• A portfolio or examples of relevant work 
• Able to communicate clearly and efficiently in English

Responsibilities:

• Develop and implement gameplay mechanics using Unreal Engine 5
• Collaborate with designers and artists to integrate assets and features
• Optimize game performance and ensure a seamless player experience
• Iterate on gameplay features based on feedback and testing
• Meet project milestones and deadlines outlined in the contract

Not Required but a Plus:

• Dark sense of humor
• Fondness for cute aesthetics
• Love for music and sound design

Additional Details:

• Location: Remote (US)
• Job Type: Contract
• Salary: Competitive, based on experience